[Action/Video]

[thenightmarebegins]

[Vincent is dressed in the creepiest bunny outfit EVER, setting up a table of various arts and crafts somewhere in a random elementary-grade classroom in the school.]

[Except all of the crafts and paintings that he's made so far are all ...disturbing and depressing things, as if they were spawned from nightmares, and look like they were all cut by a chainsaw to make them. They were.]

The time has come... for arts and crafts.

[The statement has never sounded so ominous before.]

Comments

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[There's a lot of silence at that one. What the hell.]

SWITCHING TO... [Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[There is silence for a moment, and the sound of Vincent writing something on the chalkboard.]

[Now, Vincent turns on the video function to reveal the finished product.]

Does this... look all right?

[On the board, is the alphabet, as done by Vincent.]

A is for Agony
B is for Burden
C is for Cataclysm
D is for Despair
E is for Empty
F is for Forsaken
G is for Gloomy
H is for Hopeless
I is for Inhuman
J is for Judgment
K is for Killer
L is for Lonely
M is for Misery
N is for Nightmare
O is for Ominous
P is for Penance
Q is for Quarrel
R is for Regret
S is for Sorrow
T is for Transgression
U is for Unforgiven
V is for Vexation
W is for Woe
X is for Xenophobic
Y is for Yowl
Z is for Zombification

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

...

No, Vincent.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Why not?

[He sounds a little crestfallen. :(]

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

Children need happy things. A is for Apple. B is for Bicycle. Things like that.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

But... I thought my choices were good....

[SWITCH TO! - Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[You get a video response to this one, Vincent. Bandaged Lu appears, and she's giving you an incredulous look for one, but it doesn't take her long to let her palm meet her face.

Yes, Vincent. You actually got her to facepalm at you.]

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[Vincent removes the mask of the costume so he can look at her...]

Is something wrong, Lucrecia? Did I do something wrong...? Are you all right?

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

You seem... distressed...

[Sad Vincent is now very sad. He does not like upsetting the Lu.]

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying.

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

I'm not...?

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[Just... shakes her head.]

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry, if I offended you.

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

You haven't offended me, Vincent. [another sigh.] I'm just not sure if you really understand what you should be doing in your... new profession.

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

But... I feel that this should be my new responsibility.

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[ODD LOOK.] ...I think you should stick to being an ex-Turk.

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

I feel compelled to do this, however...

[Sighs, because he realizes why.]

I believe it may be an experiment. Knowing that does not end the compulsion... the desire to instruct children.

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

...if you end up doing this until the experiment's end, please PLEASE don't frighten them.

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[His very EXISTENCE is a fright to children... he doesn't have to try.]

...I will attempt not to.

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

Then will you think over my suggestions?

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

I will consider them.