[Action/Video]

[thenightmarebegins]

[Vincent is dressed in the creepiest bunny outfit EVER, setting up a table of various arts and crafts somewhere in a random elementary-grade classroom in the school.]

[Except all of the crafts and paintings that he's made so far are all ...disturbing and depressing things, as if they were spawned from nightmares, and look like they were all cut by a chainsaw to make them. They were.]

The time has come... for arts and crafts.

[The statement has never sounded so ominous before.]

Comments

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[Ok that bunny suit is really creepy and-- ...wait, that's a voice she knows. That's Vincent's voice.]

Vincent, that's the creepiest bunny suit I've ever seen.

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Is there something wrong with that?

[voice - as the first reply should have been wtf lj]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

If you're in the school, you shouldn't be creepy-looking.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

Creepy? What do you mean, Lucrecia?

[Vincent is totally unaware of his creepy level. HE IS JUST DOING WHAT HE THINKS THEY DO FOR LITTLE KIDS. His own memories of childhood are tainted by decades of angst in a coffin.]

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

You look terrifying, Vincent.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

But... I am dressed like this for the sake of the children.

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

... [sigh.]

You may be, but I doubt you'll attract children for arts and crafts in a costume like that and with... slightly scary art.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...But I... have a deep desire to pursue this as my profession.

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

...

I... what?!

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

I want to... enlighten small children.

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[There's a lot of silence at that one. What the hell.]

SWITCHING TO... [Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[There is silence for a moment, and the sound of Vincent writing something on the chalkboard.]

[Now, Vincent turns on the video function to reveal the finished product.]

Does this... look all right?

[On the board, is the alphabet, as done by Vincent.]

A is for Agony
B is for Burden
C is for Cataclysm
D is for Despair
E is for Empty
F is for Forsaken
G is for Gloomy
H is for Hopeless
I is for Inhuman
J is for Judgment
K is for Killer
L is for Lonely
M is for Misery
N is for Nightmare
O is for Ominous
P is for Penance
Q is for Quarrel
R is for Regret
S is for Sorrow
T is for Transgression
U is for Unforgiven
V is for Vexation
W is for Woe
X is for Xenophobic
Y is for Yowl
Z is for Zombification

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

...

No, Vincent.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Why not?

[He sounds a little crestfallen. :(]

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

Children need happy things. A is for Apple. B is for Bicycle. Things like that.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

But... I thought my choices were good....

[SWITCH TO! - Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[You get a video response to this one, Vincent. Bandaged Lu appears, and she's giving you an incredulous look for one, but it doesn't take her long to let her palm meet her face.

Yes, Vincent. You actually got her to facepalm at you.]

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[Vincent removes the mask of the costume so he can look at her...]

Is something wrong, Lucrecia? Did I do something wrong...? Are you all right?

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[Sigh.]

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

You seem... distressed...

[Sad Vincent is now very sad. He does not like upsetting the Lu.]

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

I don't think you're understanding what I'm saying.

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

I'm not...?

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[Just... shakes her head.]

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...I'm sorry, if I offended you.

[Video]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

You haven't offended me, Vincent. [another sigh.] I'm just not sure if you really understand what you should be doing in your... new profession.