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It's been a trying time for us all. These events are far beyond my expertise to handle, although I've done all that I could. [A small sigh about that. This version still has his angst about the monsters, but he also has a way of distracting himself.]

In the meantime, while we have something of a respite... for any ladies who are lonely for companionship, I would be honored to provide that. To those I'm not acquainted with, I'm your resident Valentine. Vincent Valentine.

[Be afraid. Be very afraid. Vincent has actually combed his hair and has tied it back into a ponytail. He's also looking very... gentlemanly and polished overall, and has even set aside his old tattered cape for one that's in much better condition. He's in a mood to wander around town, so you can expect to run into him most anywhere today.]

[...and if you're a woman expect to be randomly given a single red rose if he should so much as glance at you.]

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Your resident Valentine, at your service. Vincent Valentine.

[And you know he's taking that the wrong way, as a sign she's obviously interested.]

Sir Valentine, [As she refuses to use his first name.] you do realize that you're not dressed properly in public right now, right?

Oh, I'm certain it won't trouble anyone outdoors. [And he believes it will help him in his pursuit of the ladies!] I'll be certain to properly put it back on when I walk into any of the town's establishments.

[It's embarrassing and she feels embarrassed for him for some reason.] Really, put a fixed shirt on. [Facepalm. She really should just leave him alone. WTF.]

[He totally thinks she's staying around because she's secretly ~interested~. No one here is delusional or anything, nope!]

Well, I can't possibly decline any request from a pretty lady. [He... halfway buttons the shirt back up. But immediately adds,] Anything else you would have me do for you, Ted?

[Oh, good, less skin = awesome thing.] Not to strip in public again? I don't need to see anymore of those. [Vaguely recalling stripper ninja.]

I'm pleased to follow any request you make, so I'll give you my word that I won't. [...In public.] But... couldn't there be anything else you might want? A massage, perhaps?

... Why would I want a massage? [From you. Though she kindly doesn't add that one.]

Why not? I'm told I give an incredible massage, you'll feel so relaxed and at peace afterward...

Told by who exactly?

The ladies, of course.

Are you sure you aren't just delusional?

I don't know where you would gain such an impression. I'm quite a ladies man.

[...well, you know. For every one woman who takes up his offers, there's at least five who would rather smack him in the face. But who needs to worry about details?]

I beg to differ. Your style lacks a lot of taste.

I don't know what you mean by that, Ted. [Smiiiiiiiile]

[Grimmaaaaaace. You are so strange.]

[Counters that grimace with a charming, romantic type of look.]

[Waaaary stare.] You are too weird.

[Pout] I don't see what you mean.

You do not take your shirt off to impress a woman. Especially one you just met.

It's too bad you feel that way, my dear. Shall we attempt something else, then? A nice walk, or even a swim perhaps?

No swimming.

That's disappointing. Is there some other way, perhaps, that we could enjoy each others' company?

[... Why is she even considering this?] A walk is fine. Nothing else. No dinner, no date... Just a walk.

A pleasant little stroll~ Wonderful, I can agree to that.

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