[Action/Video]

[thenightmarebegins]

[Vincent is dressed in the creepiest bunny outfit EVER, setting up a table of various arts and crafts somewhere in a random elementary-grade classroom in the school.]

[Except all of the crafts and paintings that he's made so far are all ...disturbing and depressing things, as if they were spawned from nightmares, and look like they were all cut by a chainsaw to make them. They were.]

The time has come... for arts and crafts.

[The statement has never sounded so ominous before.]

Comments

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

[Ok that bunny suit is really creepy and-- ...wait, that's a voice she knows. That's Vincent's voice.]

Vincent, that's the creepiest bunny suit I've ever seen.

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Is there something wrong with that?

[voice - as the first reply should have been wtf lj]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

If you're in the school, you shouldn't be creepy-looking.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

Creepy? What do you mean, Lucrecia?

[Vincent is totally unaware of his creepy level. HE IS JUST DOING WHAT HE THINKS THEY DO FOR LITTLE KIDS. His own memories of childhood are tainted by decades of angst in a coffin.]

[voice]

[underthefalls.livejournal.com]

You look terrifying, Vincent.

[voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

But... I am dressed like this for the sake of the children.

[Video]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[what is this nightmare fuel he's seeing]

Oi! Are you trying to screw up these kids for life?

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[Vincent picks up a headless paper mache person and gives it a thoughtful look.]

...I am trying to enrich their creativity.

[Video]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

No, you're trying to scare the shit out of them!!

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

I am?

[Vincent is oblivious to this.]

...but... I was going to have them do self portraits.

[He holds up his own, which is some grotesque monster looking all forlornly at a brunette in a labcoat who is turned away from him.]

[Video]

[oda-hates-me.livejournal.com]

[DOT DOT DOT]

... I don't suppose you have any issues you need working out first, huh?

[Video]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Issues?

[The next craft to be seen is a diorama of the ShinRa basement, complete with himself in a coffin and a mad scientist's table nearby with... various creepy looking implements around it.]

[Action]

[akumanotrill]

...
... are these supposed to be for the kids?

[Action]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

[Gives a solemn nod.]

My profession is now... a kindergarten instructor.

[Action]

[akumanotrill]

Kindergarten...? But aren't these paintings and the costume you're wearing a little scary for them?

[Action]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Are they?

[Action]

[akumanotrill]

Yeah, they are. You're going to give the kids nightmares...

[Action]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

Life itself can be a nightmare...

[Voice/Video/Whatever]

[screw-the-rules.livejournal.com]

[Just...laughing his ass off right now, but oh god, he's definitely gonna have to draw that later--just as soon as he can breathe again.]

[Voice]

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Is something humorous about this?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

...those are pretty scary for "arts and crafts" time. Who are you teaching?

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...Kindergarten. I've had... an inspiration to take a new career.

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

I think teaching is good. [Even if she can't picture Vincent doing it at all.] But I'd recommend ditching the...[she doesn't even know what it is.] ...suit. You could ask Cloud about clown makeup instead?

[He might have caught a rather hopeful tone at the end of that. Because what would amuse her more than Cloud in clown get-up except Cloud and Vincent in clown get-up?]

Oh! And I have a favor to ask.

[chaotic-dirge.livejournal.com]

...but... aren't children... fond of animals? [...Aren't they!? ...Vincent has only vague memories of being this age, himself.]

And what is the favor?

[gardenerofgaia.livejournal.com]

That's an animal? ...[Maybe not the best thing to say.] They're fond of clowns too!

I want to borrow your gun for a little while.